Men, Women, and Mathematics

Here is some light reading that will compensate the readings I gave you in last Monday’s carnival.  By, the way, I have no bias against women, this is just for the sake of relaxation. So ladies, please accept my apologies.

General  Statistics

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

She doesn't shop too many items. But the black bag costs $3,000.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes; there is no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Romance Mathematics

Smart man + Smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

Hmmm... I don't think they look dumb. They look in love and happy. I love the black shoes.

Office Mathematics

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Shopping Mathematics

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.


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Photos Credits: Wedding Dress by epSos.de,, Handbags in New York by l.bailey_beverley.


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